Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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