I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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