If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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