I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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