I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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