Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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