hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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