susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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