I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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