Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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