I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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