i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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