FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.