IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.