sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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