I think scott just propositioned me for sex
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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