I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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