Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?

(1-925): View more from California

Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake

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