Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.