You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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