YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize