I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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