Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
