My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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