im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
A+ Viking dick
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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