Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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