how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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