Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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