ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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