i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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