I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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