mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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