Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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