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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap

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(480): View more from Arizona

I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.

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(248): View more from Michigan

thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.

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(607): View more from New York

The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

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(817): View more from Texas

then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls

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(513): View more from Ohio

I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret

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(843): View more from South Carolina

So. Much. Porn.

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