Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so let's talk penis.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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