sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I touched a dick in church today
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