She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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