dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
