no you cant smoke seaweed
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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