I think I am morally bankrupt
Say something about gay babies.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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