So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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