I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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