Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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