I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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