I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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