More tranny stories later!
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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