Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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