Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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