I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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