I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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