It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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