ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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