dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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