...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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