dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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