some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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