Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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