Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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