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(310): View more from California

Where are you???

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With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

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You went back to a stranger's house????

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He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

(310): View more from California

I love LA.

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(310): Where are you??? (210): With some dude on the way to his house to blaze (310): You went back to a stranger's house???? (210): He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc. (310): I love LA. http://tfl.nu/3r8e

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(248): View more from Michigan

My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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(248): My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla. http://tfl.nu/zjhc

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(613): View more from Ontario

I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

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(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ. http://tfl.nu/qy75

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(216): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?

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Lol no its called college

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(216): Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER? (1-216): Lol no its called college http://tfl.nu/1cpq

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.

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(636): Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time. http://tfl.nu/mfto

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday

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(920): Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday http://tfl.nu/tp2d

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.

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(612): You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship. http://tfl.nu/eji2

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(773): View more from Illinois

I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me

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(773): I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me http://tfl.nu/kij5

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(812): View more from Indiana

There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with

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(812): There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with http://tfl.nu/wqvq

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(307): View more from Wyoming

As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.

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(307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex. http://tfl.nu/yx96

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(407): View more from Florida

Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.

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(407): Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks. http://tfl.nu/yvne

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(719): View more from Colorado

And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.

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(719): And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing. http://tfl.nu/cuj5

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(760): View more from California

He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....

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(760): He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch.... http://tfl.nu/h307

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet

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(856): We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet http://tfl.nu/nuyk

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

The side bitch struggle is real.

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(337): I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car. (717): The side bitch struggle is real. http://tfl.nu/ni3w

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