She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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