Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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