I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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