She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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