There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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