If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
whose parrot is this?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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