Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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