So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If that was your dad, he is hot
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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